I Seen a Filme!

Wow well so I seen one a them shits. What’s that mean. Read the title dipshit. Why so hostile. I’m sorry it’s been awhile. Oh ok.

so what’s the point of this oh right the filmes. What one. This one was ah shit I forgot.

oh right it was Knifes Out. The hell is that. Well you see theirs mad uncle’s up in it. Again please tell me what the hell you’re trying to say. Heh wouldn’t YOU like to know!

anyways this one had some celebrity’s and others in it. Was it real. Yes of course it was real how else would I watch it. I mean did it happen. Did what happen. The filme. Yes I already said I seen it.

Christ’s sake nevermind

The filme I seen is called Fat Ass Balls Man. This filme got called that bc the main man has Fat Ass Balls! Do his neighbors know. That is a good question.

oh hi

Well well welly well. If it isn’t the old Dad who seen some filmes and then done whatever. Shutup.

Well what is it this time. What do you think its that I seen a filme you dumbass. Oh right of course why else would we be here.

What was it this time.

This one was about 29 Garys who fell down a ravine!

no it wasnt that doesnt exist.

Oh.

……….so what was it

Well this one had Ann Perkins and also that guy from Ghostbusters. Oh you mean Dan ache-roids. No! Not that one! Great ok thanks for the informative discussion. Hey you called me. No I didn’t. Ok.

Anyway this filme was called Rocky: On The and it was ok.

thanks for reading!

Well.

I Seen A Filme!

 

This time it was Tully whats that about well shutup its about a Lady Who Seen Some Filmes. And then, some beer.

Ok.

During the course of seeing this filme, Bruce done some includes and took a nap. Wow! That is very helpful to know.

what else.

Oh yes this filme has some actors in it including Holmes from Office House or whatever. What! You heard me. Ok thanks very good then.

I do not know if the family in this filme ever seen b*tts.

I Seen A Filme!

hello and welcome back to a filme. What filme. Well. I mean that I seen one. Why, well, it had been quite some time and the Filmes aint gonna see themselves am I right here folks!

*crickets*

Oh.

Well anyway this one was called The Pst. What! Well. Its about that newspaper. Oh you mean Wapo sure. Why not. The Past. No the Post. Ok great I hoep the filme was more entertaining than this garbage. wow!

So anyways this one has Meryl Street or whatever and some other famous’s that been in some filmes before. In this one they talk about Dads and why the Dads sit in recliners so much. No they dont.

Well is it.

This filme gets four bylines out of fiiiiiiiiiiiive

 

We Seen A Filme!

Hello and welcome back to I Seen A Filme!

where you been I was worried.

well we were real busy this last few years working on our own Filme which will be out in hollywood sometime. Oh really. Yeah sure. Whats your incredible filme about. I cant say or else Dad will get upset. Oh.

So anyhow we seen a filme recently.

Studio audience: What Filme!

this one was Blad Ruiner or whatever! Oh thats olde you might think. No sir. This was the new one.

Oh.

Blad Ruiner 2014 or whatever. Whats that about. Well its got some olde friends in it who done whatever and then we got some new buddy’s too. Like whom! Who cares.

Whats a Blad Ruiner well its when they look for robits and then tell em jokes or something I dunno.

 

In conclusion this filme gets 48 GART B*tts out of whatever

text review

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Landlord Seen A Filme!

Well if it isn’t Uncle Landlord. Hes here with another Filme Review. Why. Stop askin so many questions ya little………………………………………..

I seen a filme! What filme. The filme I seen was Dear Mr Watterson, which is a documentary about Calvin and Hobbes. My expectations were admittedly somewhat high cuz I loved that comic as a kid and owned several of the books…but its honestly p boring and kinda lame. Why! Because its got very little about Bill Watterson himself other than “hes real reclusive!” and the rest of the movie is just a bunch of fans of his stuff or other cartoonists being all like “Oh yeah I like him lol!”. It’d be like if you did a documentary on the Beatles and just talked to a bunch of people who talked about how much they like their music rather than like…anyone directly affiliated with them.