What filme was it!
This filme was the Fifth Element. Like the movie. Yes what did I just say. Oh well this filme has a GART quote so stay tuned. Anyway what filme. I already said. Okay why!
Well we seen this filme in the theatre! What! Yes correct this was at St. Croix Cinema FIIIIIIIVE or whatever. What the! How come! Well. This was back in (checks Pedias) 1997 when grunge was king. No it wasn’t! Oh your (sic) right this was in 1997 when Pennywise was king. The clown. No the band ya dummy! They weren’t king. Well yuh-huh.
Anyway this filme had Mila Javawitch and also Bruce!! LOL! I seen a Bruce! Which bruce. Willisit!
This filme was rated PG-13 but you seen some ***s at various intervals which was cool. How come. Because I was 14 at the time I seen this filme. Where. I already explained that. Oh well why you bringin this up. Anyway I seen this filme with my buddy Ryan and his parents! Oh! We liked the filme it had some stuff in it we seen.
When we got in the car after the filme his dad was like WHY DIDN’T THAT ORANGE HAIR GIRL HAVE BIGGER ***S and I was like uh oh! Then Ryan instantly replied “she didn’t NEED them, DAD.”
See you next time!
I Seen A Filme! (classic edition) was brought to you by Ryan’s parents in a station wagon.