Hey friends I aint had time to witness a movie or whatever but I thought up a joke for you! I hope your sitting down cuz its a doozy!!!


What did one fireman say to the other?

I Seen A Flame!!!!





I Seen A Filme!

Hi its me!

Oh its you what are you so happy about.


[long pause]


I seen a filme!

Oh yeah I seen this filme and its a good one. Why. Well I’ll tell you.

What filme.

It were called The Place By The Pine Trees or whatever!

How were the filme.

It were good. It had a couple of real hunk’s in it such as that one guy and then another one. Plus a guest appearance by Uncle Daddy himself!


Whats his name. Gray Liona or whatever. Oh him! Yes! What did he do. Well in this filme he done a few bad’s. And then, some beer.

What else.

…………..I seen a filme!

Shut up.

I Seen A Filme!

Hey friends sorry for the delay I been busy!
Oh, yeah right. Busy doin what.
Well! I was busy cuz…


What filme!

It were called Savages or whatever. What were it aboute!

I seen a guy and another guy and they were friends! Of what you say! Of a girle. Oh! And here is the catch: they both done ThingDos with her!


I know its shocking. What else. Well they done a lot of grow’s of Missouri and sell’s. Why! For money ya dingus.

I also seen that it had a lawyer. what! The one in Feared Loaning in Vegas or whatever. What was he doin here! He was mean. Oh.

How was it.


The filme, how was it!

Oh ya real good then! Uhkay. *leans forward on toes*

I Seen A Filme!

Hello and good morning and thanks for all you do it’s time for some movie information. Why! Because…

I Seen A Filme!

Yes indeed a filme was viewed again and this was a real “block breaker” well lets talk about it.
What filme!

I seen the documentary World Warz or whatever. Whats it about. Its got zombies that run around and climb stuff, like what! Well! I don’t know! Oh.

Dont worry about them zombies I says. Why! Because others were frightened ya dummy. Why! Well the zombies are just in the TV not in the living room! What if it comes open! The Zombies. No the TV! Oh it wont.



This filme also had Prad Bitt but his family didnt have 9 adopted kids this time! Why. Dats a good question! I will ask.

Four Here I Will Do Pets out of 7.

I Seen A New Logo!!

Wow we had quite a day here on I Seen A Filme!



We had the most readers ever today, how come, why! Well it were from a feature on the news! They showed a site! Was it ours. No. Oh.

Anyway I was going through a backlog of fanmail and came across this new logoe! What logo. The one above this post ya dummy! Who did it. I can’t say! Its a secret.

Do You Know About S

Landlord Seen Two Filmes!

Oh boy today we got a double review for you from Landlord himself! Why! Cuz he wrote ’em ya dummy!

First up:

I seen a filme! What filme! Dial M For Murder. Oh. It was good except for the whole ‘illegal search and seizure’ aspect, but they also drink liquor at the very end and a guy combs his moustache! Not one of Hitchcocks best, but still decent. 7 owls out of 10.


I seen another filme! What filme. North By Northwest. Oh. Was it good? Yea you dipshit it’s considered one of the best movies ever made have you been living under a rock!