I Seen A Filme!

Hi its me!

Oh its you what are you so happy about.


[long pause]


I seen a filme!

Oh yeah I seen this filme and its a good one. Why. Well I’ll tell you.

What filme.

It were called The Place By The Pine Trees or whatever!

How were the filme.

It were good. It had a couple of real hunk’s in it such as that one guy and then another one. Plus a guest appearance by Uncle Daddy himself!


Whats his name. Gray Liona or whatever. Oh him! Yes! What did he do. Well in this filme he done a few bad’s. And then, some beer.

What else.

…………..I seen a filme!

Shut up.


I Seen A Filme!

Hey friends sorry for the delay I been busy!
Oh, yeah right. Busy doin what.
Well! I was busy cuz…


What filme!

It were called Savages or whatever. What were it aboute!

I seen a guy and another guy and they were friends! Of what you say! Of a girle. Oh! And here is the catch: they both done ThingDos with her!


I know its shocking. What else. Well they done a lot of grow’s of Missouri and sell’s. Why! For money ya dingus.

I also seen that it had a lawyer. what! The one in Feared Loaning in Vegas or whatever. What was he doin here! He was mean. Oh.

How was it.


The filme, how was it!

Oh ya real good then! Uhkay. *leans forward on toes*

I Seen A Filme Again

I seen a filme last night. What one. It was that movie Cedar Rapid’s. oh what did you think well it was ok their’s laugh’s mainly from Steve Brules guy who does some say’s.  how good was it. It were a B-. why. well they’re’s two joke’s that Clay Davis say’s that are both where he say’s “The HBO series The Wire” and it made Daddy mad.


Would You Recommend it. what. The wire. Yes its one of best shows ever made. Oh ok!