Oh boy today we got a double review for you from Landlord himself! Why! Cuz he wrote ’em ya dummy!
I seen a filme! What filme! Dial M For Murder. Oh. It was good except for the whole ‘illegal search and seizure’ aspect, but they also drink liquor at the very end and a guy combs his moustache! Not one of Hitchcocks best, but still decent. 7 owls out of 10.
I seen another filme! What filme. North By Northwest. Oh. Was it good? Yea you dipshit it’s considered one of the best movies ever made have you been living under a rock!