I Seen Three Filmes!

I seen three filmes! What!
I said I seen three filmes. Oh ok.

well.

What were they!

Well first we seen what do you mean ‘we’! I mean me and the ISAF staff! Oh ok.

Anyways the first filme we seen was Newsmaster 2: News Guy Returns. Whats that even mean. Its about Ron Maroon or whatever. What are you talking about. Well its a sequel to Funny Man William Farl Presents: Newsmaster The Legend Of Ron Maroon (or whatever).

That doesnt make any sense. Who cares!

Well how was it. What. The film. Oh.

This filme had a couple of stars in it and some laughs. Did it. Yes. Was it as funny as the first one. No! It did have the dog though.

Well see you next time!

Hey you said you seen three filmes. What gives!

Oh yeah we seen two more filmes. I forgot because I’m busy. Thats ok.

So what filme was it. The second filme starred Audrey Concourse or whatever and in it she does ThingDos! What! What filme.

It were called uh Things To Do List. More like ThingDos List! I know. So how were it. It were boring and not that funny! How come. They forgot to put in jokes. So. She done ThingDos In It How Can That Be Bad! Well you aint see the ThingDos. Oh. This one gets two lists out of fiiiiiiive.

The last filme we seen was Destruction Man. Oh the one with Sly in it. Yep thats the one. How were it. Better than doin Includes with Gart! Whats that mean. I dunno! Movie even had a Such As. Of what you say. Them seashells! Oh how do they work.

Who knows!